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All pictures not from the original manga drawn by metaligatr over way too many years of caring for this idiot (it's me I'm dreamwidth user metaligatr)

Icons also by metaligatr 

If something looks wonky I'm probably the one who broke the code while fiddling with it because my picture lies next to the dictionary entry for "technological incompetence."

♢ VISUALS ♢

i have drawn too many eusine shitposts in my life send help

♢ TUNES ♢

A KIND OF MAGIC
the semi-serious FST
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PAPARAZZI
not the FST we need, but the one we deserve

♢ POKÉMON ♢

	#101 ELECTRODE • Type: • Lv. 35 • OT: Eusine • Quirky nature. • Impetuous and silly.
Ability: Soundproof Gives full immunity to all sound-based moves. « BATTLE MOVES » Magnet Rise Thunderbolt Flash Swagger

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	#189 JUMPLUFF ♀ • Type: • Lv. 34 • OT: Eusine • Jolly nature. • Strong willed.
Ability: Chlorophyll Boosts the Pokémon's Speed in sunshine. « BATTLE MOVES » Cotton Spore Leech Seed Synthesis Fly

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	#093 HAUNTER ♂ • Type: • Lv. 31 • OT: Morty • Quiet nature. • Mischievous.
Ability: Levitate Gives full immunity to all Ground-type moves. « BATTLE MOVES » Shadow Punch Confuse Ray Hypnosis Mean Look

code by swagu

Movesets and levels merely a suggestion as Pokéspe does not care about petty things such as "physics", "common sense" or "game mechanics."

I edited this years ago and now the coding is broken (´・ω・｀)

♢ HOW'S MY DRIVING ♢

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WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS

♢ OOC / PERMISSIONS ♢

♢ First Impressions ⧫ VISUAL: With his svelte build, piercing blue eyes and well-groomed light brown hair, Eusine might be called - dare I say - handsome. Unfortunately, this first impression is generally marred by the fact his elegant features constantly contort into goofy-ass faces. ⧫ FASHION: His entire wardrobe is suits in various shades of purple, fancy shirts and pristine white capes. Has this man ever worn a t-shirt in his life? Probably not. The t-shirt budget went to his propeller shoes, high-tech opera binoculars and walkie-talkies shaped like himself. BRO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ⧫ DEMEANOUR: If there's one thing people who've met Eusine can agree on, it's that it's very hard to keep up with him. An encounter with him generally involves yelling, wild gesturing, more yelling, random bouts of purple prose, and may or may not end in his making his exit by throwing himself off some high place. He's a very extroverted and demonstrative character, with brisk, confident body language, and he rarely waits for people to catch up with his thought process before moving on to the next conversation topic. ⧫ SOUND: Somewhat deep and posh, but most importantly: LOUD. He has no indoor voice; only an outdoor voice, and a slightly less loud outdoor voice. There doesn't seem to be a difference in accents between the Kanto and Johto regions, but if there were his would be from Celadon. ⧫ SCENT: Expensive cologne. ⧫ MENTAL INFORMATION: He has no psychic powers whatsoever. ⧫ MAGICAL INFORMATION: He also has zero actual magical powers; though he calls himself a magician there's no doubt he's invoking the "prestidigitator" definition of it. The closest thing to magic he owns is a small bell that he keeps in an inside pocket, but who even knows if it's considered magical in any way. ♢ OOC ⧫ BACKTAGGING: I'm slow as molasses, backtagging is my life. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ⧫ FOURTHWALLING: I'm more into "wink wink nudge" meta jokes than straight up "YOU DON'T EXIIISSST" but if there's a good reason for it why not. He'll probably think you're messing with him anyway. ⧫ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Honestly, the worst thing that could happen is Eusine getting weirded out by the fact he wasn't the one to initiate getting all up in people's faces. So sure, go ahead. ⧫ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Mild physical violence ok, anything worse would have to be discussed. ⧫ RELATIONSHIPS: I mean sure but let's be real, I'd be terrible at it. I bet I'll only ever use this journal for self-indulgent PSLs anyway so look at all this text that will never ever matter. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GET CODE HERE

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